LIVER KING GOES VEGAN FOR 30 DAYS!

yes, you heard it first here, liver king is now tofu king!

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Because losing control is manly and primal AF...so don't be the coward (please don't comment below).

Actually, let it the f*ck out, or live w/ cowardly regret.

Back to running VEGAN FOR 30 DAYS, I already love juicing so easy peasy.

Of course, satisfying oneself with malnourishment is the key to being jacked! It has absolutely nothing to do w/ steroids.

Even less to do with the kind of bleeding-through-one's-inner-soul kind of sacrifice and effort.

Of course, plants are the key to verbal fluency, a business idea (every blue moon), and the kind of subprimal philosophy (shhhh... probably overcompensating for something like a low IQ, and feelings of insecurity) that builds a $500MM empire.

It has nothing to do with steroids. Not possible, right?!

Impossible meats topped with kale and soy-tofu cheese... that miiiiight be the key!

Even less to do with paying an unpayable debt that hurts the people you love the most because you robbed them of father time and friendships so you could build something really, really, really big.... something powerful... something really important. I'll say it's for our people... I'll bleed like that for our people. I'll die right now, right fucking now, for our people.

Yeah, that'll validate self and protect me and prove to the world (my ego) my worth... to have self-worth, so that I can be a REAL MAN now... so dominant and alpha of course! I'll be like Chuck Norris and stock my skeet shooting stations w/ Beyond Meats. That'll be cool. What an idiot, right?!

But it was good, barbaric, a savage beast double-fisting battle axes and such.

F*ck that...

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F*ck that...

To my beautiful Bozena, my Queen, my completion (her skin so soft and warm on my chest)...

To my boys, so goddam full of savagery, strength and love (the kind of undeniable innocence of the young), who bled because of me... who needed me to be the Father and man that I never had...

You didn't sign up for the onslaught of stones cast at you... but you will gather these stones and create something better and more beautiful in its place.

LOOK... at what you can build!

Here now — drowning in with reckless gratitude for the full-send connection and love we share.

It's never been so warm.

Of course, the key to a beautiful life, family, fortune and fame is because he took steroids and runs LIVER KING GOES VEGAN FOR 30 DAYS advertising antics.

It has nothing to do w/ having to solve literal life-or-death problems on the daily because one's life actually depended on it so he's continued to solve at the same frantic life-or-death pace running up the mountain to no end… to NO FUCKNG END.

Even less to do with being so loaded and so trustworthy, he might be the type to pay someone to write this very "not-so-much about Vegans after all" nonsense — so ego-driven we are because it's always about us, isn't it?

(Thinking to self... might be clever enough to garner more attention, and get more views)

What I know to be true is this…

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What I know to be true is this…

These accusations have nothing to do with hate... (for myself).

I am a victim of what I have consented to too... of course, it's not my fault. Hate, always comes from below... never from above.

But his blood shed through his shackles to unlock the little guy's freedom. We're above that now, aren't we!

Little Brian, I honor you!

I will give it my life to bleed through any physical hell — doing a 500lb back squat right down into my fucking grave... right down to utter and complete failure where I shall be dropped to my mutha-f*ckn knees.

And down a dozen snickers (still vegan, right?).

I will give it my life to sharpen my social/emotional sword so I can scale and lead a message for young men to strive — it's called The Barbarian, and to change the trajectory of human health in our lifetimeit's called The 10 Ancestral Tenets.

And for all walks of life — from VEGANS TO VEGETARIANS and everything in between (less PESCETARIANS AND EGALITARIANS, for obvious reasons — I don't know that those words mean), I will express equal sensitivity to absolutely everyone while redefining the very premise of economics.

I will give it my life to sharpen my intellectual sword so I can assign any metaphor to any moment in life, freeze time, explore the infinite here and now, and go as deep as I desire into any unimaginable experience — to wonder!

To make a new agreement with my life... My new truth is that doughnuts are the new raw liver circles with a hole in the middle (because it's the whole that really counts).

I will give it my life to sharpen the center of my soul, uniting a fight to unite ALL our hearts to exist on the beautiful vibrations of love and light whilest riding on a fucking rocketship, still using my dick and solace in my soul.

That's the kind of blood I will bleed (from another) to honor you!

By "from another," I mean "from self" because we share a collective experience… Because we are the universe.

And we can be reborn in a vegan exclusive insta (pot) all warm and cozy cooking up some vegan chili.

I've had the distinct pleasure of getting to know many who abstain from the red meats.

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I've had the distinct pleasure of getting to know many who abstain from the red meats.

One thing is for certain, the world needs more people... More people that make such conscientious decisions, with such principle-centered compassion, and such regard for all walks of life.

I have no doubt that this is why I've developed such kinship-like bonds w/ many vegan brothers and sisters (I.E. my heard of Buffalo).

You will not suffer with dental, skin, mood, hair, nail and host of unnecessary pain... the kind of pain that makes life so goddamn great!

The world needs more of you!

Because comfort is not good for the organism. That's the whole thing behind: LIVER KING GOES VEGAN FOR 30 DAYS!

Actually, I don't deserve it (clarity of thought we Vegans enjoy). Love and light is all we are, what we eat hardly matters.

The life forces that actually nourish us, I call "Ancestral Living" (and Tempe!)

Share love. Share hate. Between the two is that fine line.

I choose hate like I choose vegetables over testicles!

What do you share?

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Eat all your vegetables

Or else there will be consequences...

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